Now Hiring: Life Partner cum Business Partner! 💍💼
Are you an ambitious, smart, and single woman who dreams of both love and success?
Well, congratulations — this is not your usual job post! 😏
Because this time, the vacancy isn’t in a company — it’s in someone’s heart (and a growing business, of course).
Position: Life Partner cum Business Partner
Eligibility: Only unmarried female candidates may apply (sorry, HR policy 😅).
Application Deadline: 24th December 2026
Responsibilities (a little emotional, a little practical):
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Should be mentally prepared to manage kids, kitchen, and company profits — all with love.
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Must know the art of motivating your partner when business gets tough (coffee, hugs, and emotional speeches work fine).
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Should have patience to listen to “today’s business loss story” without escaping to Netflix.
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Must be open to brainstorming new ideas and dinner recipes.
Facilities & Benefits (way better than corporate jobs):
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You’ll get a genuinely kind, loyal, and loving man who will treat you like his world (and sometimes his business partner 👩💻).
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You’ll automatically become a shareholder in his dreams and ventures.
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Lots of traveling opportunities — from business trips to romantic getaways ✈️❤️
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24/7 emotional support line (him).
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Unlimited laughter, memes, and midnight snacks.
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Performance bonuses include hugs, compliments, and random surprises 🎁
So, if you believe love and business can coexist peacefully — and you’re ready to sign a lifetime contract instead of a 9-to-5 —
then apply before the deadline and let’s build an empire of happiness and success together! 💞